FACT: The climate has been changing since the beginning of time and will continue to change until the end of time. To believe that we insignificant little carbon-based lifeforms can alter the evolutionary path of a plant by taxing people into poverty, driving a Prius, killing birds and whales with windmills, trying to keep cows from farting, and using child slave labor to mine cobalt in Africa… is pure ignorant hubris.

Climate change is real… it’s just a fear-mongering term used by the left to exploit for profit the scientific reality known as “historically-cyclical weather patterns”.

Beryl is the earliest category 5 hurricane ever recorded, but it is a complete coincidence that the ocean is as warm as it usually is in August because climate change is a hoax conceived by Marxist Hamas professors of art history. The ocean is so woke.